June 2012
me: i think i'll just put my itunes on shuffle
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: skip
me: this is ok
me: wait no i don't like it any more skip
me: skip
seawithinmind:
If J.K. Rowling said she was writing another HP book, I’d read it. I wouldn’t even care what it was about. It could be about Hedwig’s life delivering post with all the details about the bugs she ate and the owl dreams she had. Hell, I’d read a book written by J.K. Rowling from the perspective of Crookshanks, complete with paw prints and all. If it’s written by J.K. Rowling and...
justmellarkable:
if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
adele is pregnant
me: wat
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
oprah: wat
obama: wat
cinderella: wat
anne frank: wat
jesus: wat
the world: wat
satan: wat
the father: wat
“The funny thing about arguing that same-sex couples will damage the lives of the...”
– an incredible point which i have been trying to put into words for years
via TheLWire
(via bilvum)
my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men
when people act like it’s cool to not read books
penotbutter:
kari-oke:
nationalgeographicnipples:
unreadablemind:
homestuckandcartoons:
suckmycholo:
doctor what
doctor where
doctor when
doctor why
doctor how
doctor chicka chicka slim shady
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
